Comedy cruise! Bruges, Amsterdam and Hamburg cruise from Portsmouth, 20 August 2026 (7 nights)

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"Breathtaking Cabin"

Valiant Lady - Virgin Voyages

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A comedy performance by Lucy Beaumont

Bruges (Zeebrugge)

Itinerary Map

The Belfry of Bruges

2be Beer Wall

Amsterdam

Rijksmuseum

Anne Frank House

Hamburg - Overnight onboard

Hamburg Townhall

Tierpark Hagenbeck

Minnewater

Vondelpark

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20 August 2026 · 7 nights
2 Adults

Inside (Guarantee Cabin) from ~~Was £840 pp~~ £807 pp You save £33 pp 1 IZ
Outside from ~~Was £1,156 pp~~ £972 pp You save £184 pp 2 VZ
Balcony from ~~Was £1,156 pp~~ £1,005 pp You save £151 pp 3 TZ
Inside (Guarantee Cabin) from ~~Was £1,438 pp~~ £1,372 pp You save £66 pp 1 IZ
Outside from ~~Was £2,070 pp~~ £1,702 pp You save £368 pp 2 VZ
Balcony from ~~Was £2,070 pp~~ £1,769 pp You save £301 pp 3 TZ
Suite from ~~Was £3,220 pp~~ £3,056 pp You save £164 pp 4 SS
Suite from ~~Was £6,198 pp~~ £5,870 pp You save £328 pp 4 SS

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Overview

Stylish accommodation with modern amenities
Complimentary dining in 20+ options available
Basic beverages (inc. soda, non-pressed juices, tea, drip coffee, & water)
Access to state-of-the-art fitness facilities
Complimentary group fitness classes
Innovative entertainment, live music, and more
Complimentary Wi-Fi internet access

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Your itinerary

Day 1-8 Cruise from Portsmouth and back
- Day 1
  - Cruise departs from Portsmouth
    
    20 Aug 2026
    
    Spinnaker Tower
    
    HMS Victory
    
    Mary Rose
    
    As one of the oldest seaside cities in the British Isles, Portsmouth plays host to some of the best maritime attractions you'll ever experience. It is also home to the naval base, making it a must-visit for military history enthusiasts who will love the naval museum ships and fortresses, as well as a stroll around the dockyard. You can also witness the Mary Rose at her museum, as well as the HMS Victory, and for the best views of Portsmouth, visit the Spinnaker Tower.
- Day 2
  - At Sea
    
    21 Aug 2026
- Day 3
  - Bruges (Zeebrugge)
    
    22 Aug 2026
    
    The Belfry of Bruges
    
    2be Beer Wall
    
    Minnewater
    
    Wander through cobblestone streets, admire medieval architecture, and take a scenic canal cruise in this enchanting Belgian city.
- Day 4
  - Amsterdam
    
    23 Aug 2026
    
    Rijksmuseum
    
    Anne Frank House
    
    Vondelpark
    
    Wander along picturesque canals, explore world-class museums, and enjoy the vibrant culture of this iconic Dutch city.
- Day 5
  - Hamburg - Overnight onboard
    
    24 Aug 2026
    
    Hamburg Townhall
    
    Tierpark Hagenbeck
    
    Elbphilharmonie
    
    A popular port of call on any European cruise, Hamburg is a thriving port city with plenty to offer. Once onshore, you'll see countless maritime attractions and seafood restaurants with fresh catches of the day. We recommend a city tour to admire the canals and lakes, as well as the World Heritage Site, Speicherstadt. To dive in on Hamburg's seafaring history, head to the International Maritime Museum, home to numerous artefacts and exhibitions.
- Day 7
  - At Sea
    
    26 Aug 2026
- Day 8
  - Portsmouth
    
    27 Aug 2026
    
    Arrives at: 12 am
    
    Spinnaker Tower
    
    HMS Victory
    
    Mary Rose
    
    As one of the oldest seaside cities in the British Isles, Portsmouth plays host to some of the best maritime attractions you'll ever experience. It is also home to the naval base, making it a must-visit for military history enthusiasts who will love the naval museum ships and fortresses, as well as a stroll around the dockyard. You can also witness the Mary Rose at her museum, as well as the HMS Victory, and for the best views of Portsmouth, visit the Spinnaker Tower.

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What's included

Included

Wi-Fi

When cruising in Virgin Voyages’ Mega RockStar Quarters, you’ll enjoy complimentary Work from Sea Wi-Fi for one device per guest.

Work from Sea Wi-Fi

Wi-Fi

Browse, post and stay connected with Wi-Fi whenever you want and wherever you are on the ship.

Drinks

The following drinks are always included on Virgin Voyages’ ships: still and sparkling water, non-pressed juices, tea and drip-filter coffee, and standard sodas. However, when staying in one of Virgin Voyages’ RockStar Quarters, you’ll also enjoy a curated in-suite bar, and the first round is on Virgin!

Essential Drinks
Curated In-Suite Bar

Drinks

The following drinks are always included on Virgin Voyages’ ships: still and sparkling water, non-pressed juices, tea and drip-filter coffee, and standard sodas. However, when staying in one of Virgin Voyages’ Mega RockStar Quarters, you’ll also enjoy a bottomless in-suite bar and a complimentary daily Bar Tab.

Essential Drinks
Bottomless In-Suite Bar
Complimentary Daily Bar Tab

Drinks

The following drinks are always included on Virgin Voyages’ ships: still and sparkling water, non-pressed juices, tea and drip-filter coffee, and standard sodas.

Essential Drinks

Specialty Dining

Virgin Voyages revolutionizes the cruise dining experience by eschewing traditional buffets and dining times for a more personalized and varied approach. With over 20 distinct eateries on board, passengers can indulge in everything from upscale Mexican cuisine to a modern diner experience, all at no additional cost. Each restaurant is helmed by a top chef, ensuring a high-quality, diverse dining adventure that caters to every taste and preference.

Access

When staying in one of Virgin Voyages’ RockStar Quarters, you’ll enjoy exclusive access to Richard’s Rooftop, early booking privileges and access to a team of RockStar Agents; they will always be on hand to help you make the most of your time onboard and onshore.

Richard's Rooftop
Early Booking Privileges and Priority Access
RockStar Agents

Access

When staying in one of Virgin Voyages’ Mega RockStar Quarters, you’ll enjoy exclusive access to Richard’s Rooftop, and exclusive early booking privileges. Throughout, a Mega RockStar Agent will also be personally dedicated to ensuring you and all your needs are taken care of.

Richard's Rooftop
Early Booking Privileges and Priority Access
Mega RockStar Agent

Activities

While cruising to some of the world’s most stunning destinations with Virgin Voyages, you’ll be invited to enjoy a variety of additional onboard activities and events; these include everything from group fitness classes throughout the day and organised scavenger hunts to interactive trivia shows and deck parties. Virgin Voyages’ famous Scarlet Night is also included, and this is one onboard event you won’t want to miss.

Parking

With Virgin Voyages’ Mega RockStar Quarters, you’ll find that free parking (where available) is included; or, if you don’t require free parking, you can also take advantage of complimentary private transfers to and from Virgin Voyages’ ship.

Complimentary Transfer or Complimentary Parking

Entertainment

Swapping Broadway-style stage productions for incredible immersive experiences, Virgin Voyages ditches traditional cruise ship entertainment to offer you an unforgettable onboard experience wherever in the world you’re travelling to. When onboard, you’ll find entertainment experiences like intimate live music shows, DJ-led dance parties, and interactive pop-up performances all included in the Virgin Voyages experience. Virgin Voyages’ signature Red Room is also home to innovative, ground-breaking live performances, with transformational and multi-form theatre experiences to look forward to

Meals

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks from the buffet and main dining restaurants are all included. Meals from the specialty dining restaurants are additional.

Redemption Spa

When staying in one of Virgin Voyages’ Mega RockStar Quarters, you’ll enjoy complimentary access to the Thermal Suite in the Redemption Spa.

Daily Spa Access

Accommodation

Your cabin is included in the price of the cruise.

Port Fees & Taxes

No surprises. All port fees and taxes are included in the price.

Extras

Flights

Flights aren't included within the price of this cruise. You will have to organise the flights yourself.

Drinks

Filtered still and sparkling water, non-pressed juices, sodas, teas and coffees are included but alcoholic drinks are extra.Virgin have eschewed the concept of drinks packages and instead offer the opportunity to buy a bar tab. The benefit of this is you don’t have to deal with trying to calculate how many drinks you need to have per day to see "value" in a package.

Tips

This additional service charge goes directly to the Shipboard Crew aboard your Virgin Voyages cruise, highlighting their incredible impact on each adventure.

Excursions

If you would like to do any excursions/tours while docked these will be an additional charge. Excursions/tours can’t currently be booked with us online but please contact us after you have made the booking if you would like to add these to your package. Alternatively these can be bought while on the ship but may be more expensive than pre-booking.

Transfers (home to port)

Transfers from your home to the port or airport aren't included but we can help organise coach transfers, taxis etc to make your life easier. Please contact us after you have made the booking if you would like to add these to your package.

Travel insurance

Travel insurance is not included in your cruise package. However, Iglu Cruise has partnered with Holiday Extras to provide this service. With flexible policies and cruise-specific cover, you can rest assured that you’re completely covered when you go away. Get a Holiday Extras travel insurance quote right here.

Visa

Visas are not included with your cruise fare and are not provided by Iglu Cruise. Important visas and travel documents must be obtained by the individual guest prior to embarkation. To help, Iglu Cruise has partnered with The Travel Visa Company for professional assistance with all your travel documentation and visa needs.

Unforgettable experiences

Included

A comedy performance by Lucy Beaumont

One of the headlier performances on this comedy cruise, Lucy Beaumont is an incredibly gifted stand-up comedian, writer, and actor from Hull. She is well-known for her unique voice, sharp sense of humor, and captivating

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A comedy performance by Desiree Burch View

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A comedy performance by Babatunde Aléshé View

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A comedy performance by Seann Walsh View

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A variety of other comedic acts View

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A comedy performance by Milton Jones View

Ship Facilities

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Valiant Lady - By Virgin Voyages

Adults only Good for couples Informal Large Ship

Year: 2021 · Refurbished: 2022 · 17 Decks · Max capacity: 2,860 people

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Cruises on Valiant Lady

Cabins on Valiant Lady

Outside from £972
Sea View Guarantee £972 pp
Suite from £3,056
Seriously Suite £3,056 pp
RockStar Suite Guarantee £3,115 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Pretty Big Terrace £3,287 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Even Bigger Terrace £3,353 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Biggest Terrace £3,386 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Even Bigger Terrace £3,552 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Pretty Big Terrace £3,651 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Biggest Terrace £3,684 pp
Balcony from £1,005
The Sea View Guarantee £1,005 pp
Inside from £807
Insider Guarantee £807 pp

Outside from £972
Sea View Guarantee £972 pp
Suite from £3,056
Seriously Suite £3,056 pp
RockStar Suite Guarantee £3,115 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Pretty Big Terrace £3,287 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Even Bigger Terrace £3,353 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Biggest Terrace £3,386 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Even Bigger Terrace £3,552 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Pretty Big Terrace £3,651 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Biggest Terrace £3,684 pp
Balcony from £1,005
The Sea View Guarantee £1,005 pp
Inside from £807
Insider Guarantee £807 pp

Outside from £972
Sea View Guarantee £972 pp
Suite from £3,056
Seriously Suite £3,056 pp
RockStar Suite Guarantee £3,115 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Pretty Big Terrace £3,287 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Even Bigger Terrace £3,353 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Biggest Terrace £3,386 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Even Bigger Terrace £3,552 pp
Sweet Aft Suite-Pretty Big Terrace £3,651 pp
Cheeky Corner Suite-Biggest Terrace £3,684 pp
Balcony from £1,005
The Sea View Guarantee £1,005 pp
Inside from £807
Insider Guarantee £807 pp

To book an accessible cabin, please give us a call 020 3991 1166

Iglu Cruise customer reviews for Valiant Lady

4.5

Based on 33 reviews

Cabin

Service

Excursions

Dining

Activities

Value for money

Entertainment

This was our 2nd virgin cruise. Absolutely fantastic. We loved it. The shows were great. The food was amazing. And the drinks certainly hit the spot 😋 All our excursions went smoothly and were fantastic. We really enjoyed Monaco and Rome. The balcony cabin with the hammock is the best thing ever. The staff were great. And we couldn't fault any of the services provided. Wish we were on it for another week!

couple

2-5 cruises

9 Jul 2026

Just returned from a virgin cruise around France , Spain and Italy. Had a great holiday all in all. This was our 15 th cruise and food was definitely the best we have ever experienced. However, the hard metal chairs we had on our balcony did ruin our holiday as spending time together relaxing on our balcony is a huge part of why we love cruising . Additionally, the cost of , choice and poor quality of the alcoholic drinks was shameful considering the cost of the holiday.

couple

10+ cruises

9 Jul 2026

Ship lovely and spacious compared to others. Staff all very polite and friendly. Hot drinks never seemed to be quite hot enough and no real choice of soft sugar free drinks unless you wanted Diet Coke. When something went wrong staff jumped through hoops to put it right for you. Food and choices were excellent but not necessarily available when ‘you’ wanted it. When you have been ashore in 30+ degrees and return to the ship you find it could be a few hours before the icecream parlour opens and only the basic drinks stations opened. Money put on Bar Tab…. Is just for alcohol and bar items. Not for spending in shops on the ship. The shops on board add 21% tax after advertised price which if from uk you have to claim back at the airports when you leave for home. You have to jump through hoops with passport details and email addresses. Then you find there is nowhere in the airport to do this. Also any unused Tab is non refundable. These little minor niggles took of the edge of what could have been the perfect holiday. But is something we would take into consideration if thinking of booking again.

couple

2-5 cruises

5 Jul 2026

Great cruise! couldn't fault a thing. loved the selection of food outlets and all delicious food. Loved the hammock on the balcony. Great staff.

couple

10+ cruises

29 Jun 2026

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